Okay, I’ll admit it – I am the Grinch who stole Australia Day. I did not embrace the obligatory Celebration of the Nation. This long weekend was, however, Pants Down my favourite weekend in a long time.
Things I did:
- Jumping off a cliff into the ocean
- Using a hot glue gun
- Seeing ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ and crying almost the whole way through
- Taking part in a drunken & spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to wax a man’s chest
- Cooking a whole fish, Thai-style, on the BBQ
- Watching 3+ hours of TiVo suggestions
And, for those of you who were interested, below are the loo people. On the left, Jordan’s creation. On the right, My abomination.
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Your loo lad looks a tiny bit aggressive, which I didn’t think was possible to pull off in lilac.
This week TiVo suggested that I watch this show called ‘Star Stories’. I hope it suggested it to you too, it was amusing.
Yes, I suppose brandishing an amputated barbie leg is enough to make even the prettiest, lilac-clad person look aggressive.